24 Smartass Twitter Comebacks That Deserve Our Utmost Respect

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Meeeeesh
Apr 30, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

Have you ever had an internet fight with someone, get destroyedby them and then only think of a savage comeback when you're in the shower that night? Of course you have, because you're only human after all. These funny AF Twitter comebacks are clever with a touch of savage.

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  • 01
    Vehicle - 2NIPERGANG @BeatManBam My homeboy's girl caught him cheating his car and keyed Chad Johnson @ochocinco Your homeboy was dating Wolverine?
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    News - The Police need help identifying the person in these photo.. Twitter do ya thing. wwww jojo @cloutboyjojo i ain't no snitch but...that's Iron Man
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    Property - justin @fatherjstn why is the mcdonald's flag at half-staff Mctionald @dirtyliar they lost another ice cream machine
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    Text - мн МН Follow @kenzheath When unwrappng a starburst or fru itella and there's a little bit of paper left on, I just eat it Jake Visser @jvis10 How lazy are you?
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    Text - michaela @mickeastcoast88 iswear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love Nik @AmoNickk have you ever walked by a Cinnabon
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    Product - CNN CNN Business BUSINESS CNNBusiness Netflix is raising prices next month cnn.it/2UbYAaO NETFLIX Wateba 5.0 @iWateba Sounds like the account owner's personal problem.
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    Text - lacey @dddrop the lace Follow yeah me too, u ain't special AL.com @aldotcom Hurricane Jose on a path to nowhere for now trib.al/MBo1aMv >
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    Text - so l found a door in a tree trunk and it was full of a pile of money and a single frog [?] @tumtheworld so u broke into his house
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    SEDANG MENANGIS @TUKANGCUKURRPW 13:31 @DreamK3ng At this point I don't even know if I'm breathing correctly
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    Skin - My baby treats me so good saad @SAADTHESAV i thought this was a dog paw
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    Rock - luis @ShineMyGold why do i see a medium rare steak Best Of Minnesota @BestPixMN Tettegouche State Park
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    Face - abby @abbypauline I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesr have a plan for me. senpai @jasminsenju Girl it sound like he tryna kill u
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    Cat - karen @vibeaholic why is there a coyote on the bus? DANK Jonathan @LowkeyNerdy probably because they can't f cking drive karen
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    Insect - Ren @Gamelike EA Buzz him in lol codeine cris so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door @BLVCKIST
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    Text - Follow @lordflaconegro That damn squirrel CLOUT MONKEY @MyGemNow Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf spanning 11 miles >
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    Text - Jayden @leavitt_jayden If you knew me in HS, you no longer do. Come meet me all over again Drake finally called @AzorAhai_7 same. but don't come meet me
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    Text - Demi Targaryen @Demigodace Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom jake @Sleepwalks getting a full 8 hours of sleep
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    Text - Kelly-A. @_klimmmm What would you do if someone left you 8.7mil??? Kass @frenchkass Pay off my student loans and use the remaining $10 to go to the movies
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    Text - Moon Pic MoonPie @MoonPie Buddy it's saturday night and you're talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet Sigurbjörn Lárusson @sigurbjornl Replying to @Moon Pie Your time is wasted managing a social media account
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    Text - Marcuss Follow DrugsMedia This is literally that one burger from Spongebob that killed the health inspector Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag Sure, we'd support this Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger from KFC: spr.ly/60158nuWc
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    Text - Old Spice @OldSpice 9 Jul 12 Why is it that "fire sauce" isn't made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising Тасо Bell Follow ТАCO BELL @tacobell @OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices? 10:52 PM 9 Jul 2012 t1,036 778
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    Text - Brenda White @BeyCapital what's betrayal? LMM @lonestfeels When u carry ur pet to your room and it walks out
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    Text - megan @meganlewis74 3 years ago, a cute guy I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump.. thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so Ileaned forward and said hello Austin @Austin_James74 What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
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    Text - Charles Jr Follow @The CSJR Taken: A Break The A.V. Club @TheAVClub Liam Neeson is finally tired of doing action movies trib.al/wPmeJLy iff
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